I’d rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona.
― Lucille Bluth, Arrested Development (via spacebartender)
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my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

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i hate when i lose things at school like my pencils and papers and life ambitions

(Source: eleanorjanestyle)

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gnastly:

I smoked one alcohol and my left arm fell off

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l4brys:

i wont rest until ive complained about everything

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killbau:

horny for a meaningful relationship

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duplication:

the sad moment when you realize you only have 1 maybe 2 true friends

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